Lament 2: Cry Harder

[Phantasee]

I am so fucked for my income tax course.

[Losonti Tokash]

what have you done

[joviwan]

I've gone past throwing up, pushed through screeching eels, gotten beyond shakes, fever and roaming hotspots, started sweating again, and now am dealing with nothing tasting good, and the second worst burps in history.

So I guess it's a slow march to improvement.

[RyanThunder]

Shit man. Get well soon.

[timmy]

Phant's just reminded me I haven't filed a tax return for the last two financial years. I better get onto that.

[Zod]

Phant's just reminded me I haven't filed a tax return for the last two financial years. I better get onto that.

so can we start calling you turbotax timmy

[timmy]

What does that even mean

[Zod]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Ge ... Nomination

[Phantasee]

Phant's just reminded me I haven't filed a tax return for the last two financial years. I better get onto that.

lol last time i filed mine was for 2006

[Darksi4190]

Christ getting in shape is hard. I can't do more than fifteen pushups at a time. This is what I get for not exercising for like eight years.

[joviwan]

milk was a bad choice

[Zablorg]

prooooooo

crassssss

tinationnnnnn

[Zablorg]

ugggh and i can't even absorb this signal fourier transform stuff

clearly i am a stain and a blight upon the earth

[Bounty]

Good intention to say no to projects so I still have some free time: failed. The free meeting sandwiches get me every time.

[Darksi4190]

You know, I'm wondering if it'll be easier for me to do pushups and situps after i've lost a little weight. I mean, it's gotta be easier to do a pushup at 160 pounds than it is at 225.

[joviwan]

Just keep working at it. Crank pushups til you can't, wait a few minutes, crank again, cool off a couple days, do it again.

I mean, yes, it'll get easier when you lose weight, but that's not a reason to stop right now, and it'll make you stronger.

[Darth Tedious]

Yeah, you'll build up way more core strength if you can do it with the extra weight still on.

(says the stick figure who just this evening weighed in at a whopping 55kgs)

I gotta eat more...

[weemadando]

Pushups, squats, situps. Rotate through them doing exhaustion sets, when you can't do any more of one, go onto the next one.

Forgive the music, but watch this youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkVVMzKlM24) and then go get a Kettlebell and amaze at the fact you can't even do one Turkish Get-up. Seriously though - if you're worried about not going out, then get a Kettlebell (only need one, but variety is nice) and do sequences with it. Doesn't take much room, you can even do it infront of the TV and it builds whole body strength nicely as well as being good conditioning.

[Crazedwraith]

mp3 player just died for no apparent reason.

[Shroom Man 777]

first salary

[Crazedwraith]

that's not a lament!

but congrats

[Darth Tedious]

'Grats, Shroomy! What're you being salaried to do?

(see, it could be a lament)

[evilsoup]

is this for writing those blurbs for self-published books?

[Oxymoron]

Congratz, Shroom. Money's good.


I think he's working at some sort of Christian book-publisher ?

[Shroom Man 777]

yes it is blurbs and press releases and stuffs

company is xlibris it publishes all sorts of books, a lot of which happen to be christoids

i liek making blurbs for christo books, i get perverse pleasure at emulating their rhetoric down to the T, it's like "lol i totally know how you humanoids think in your brains" and all the christoid tricks liek jeebus lord savior accept heart gawd deebil etc.

heeeheehee