Lament 2: Cry Harder

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#276 Post by Losonti Tokash »

lol

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#277 Post by Aaron »

Flagg wrote:Different strains do different things, too. The shit I'm on right now is gold. It's called 'trainwreck' for good reason. :lol:
The stuff i have at the moment makes everything feel like its covered in fuzz and the hardest chair super cushy. Tis weird.

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#278 Post by Darksi4190 »

You know i've never smoked weed before. I want to try it, but I don't really know anyone who smokes so I don't know where to get any.

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#279 Post by Flagg »

Darksi4190 wrote:You know i've never smoked weed before. I want to try it, but I don't really know anyone who smokes so I don't know where to get any.
Fucking mutant. :smug:
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#280 Post by adr »

why would you want to do drugs?
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#281 Post by Darksi4190 »

Because they're awesome?

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#282 Post by Losonti Tokash »

how do you know?

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#283 Post by Zod »

Weed's fucking great. And morphine was fun the one time I was in the hospital for food poisoning.
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#284 Post by Darksi4190 »

Well some of my friends have at least tried them and they all say they're fucking awesome. They just don't smoke regularly so they don't know where to buy any.

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#285 Post by RedImperator »

adr wrote:why would you want to do drugs?
Because it feels p. great. I mean, why the shit do you think people do drugs?

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#286 Post by Losonti Tokash »

Darksi4190 wrote:Well some of my friends have at least tried them and they all say they're fucking awesome. They just don't smoke regularly so they don't know where to buy any.
don't you want to join the army

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#287 Post by Darksi4190 »

Oh do they test for that? Shit.

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#288 Post by RedImperator »

Darksi4190 wrote:Oh do they test for that? Shit.
For someone who wants to join the army, you don't seem to have a very clear idea what life in the army is actually like.

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#289 Post by adr »

RedImperator wrote:I mean, why the shit do you think people do drugs?
if i knew, i wouldn't have to ask!
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#290 Post by Losonti Tokash »

Darksi4190 wrote:Oh do they test for that? Shit.
you will be asked under threat of perjury if you've smoked marijauna

saying yes doesn't necessarily disqualify you but it will limit your opportunities

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#291 Post by Phantasee »

dumbest conversation about drugs EVER
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#292 Post by Losonti Tokash »

it's not my fault goddammit

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#293 Post by Phantasee »

Darksi4190 wrote:You know i've never smoked weed before. I want to try it, but I don't really know anyone who smokes so I don't know where to get any.
Darksi4190 wrote:Because they're awesome?
Darksi4190 wrote:Well some of my friends have at least tried them and they all say they're fucking awesome. They just don't smoke regularly so they don't know where to buy any.
Darksi4190 wrote:Oh do they test for that? Shit.
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#294 Post by Darksi4190 »

Losonti Tokash wrote:
Darksi4190 wrote:Oh do they test for that? Shit.
you will be asked under threat of perjury if you've smoked marijauna

saying yes doesn't necessarily disqualify you but it will limit your opportunities
Well I can honestly say that I haven't. If they don't like that then I suppose I can wait a while longer to try it, not like i'm missing much anyways.

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#295 Post by Oxymoron »

I remember now why I can't be arsed to give a damn about electronic

My poor brain :psypop:
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#296 Post by Darksi4190 »

So I just got back from seeing an Army recruiter. He basically told me that with my medical history there's virtually no chance i'll be able to enlist. Apparently i'm too worthless to even stop a bullet. God I feel like shit right now. Sometimes I think I should just swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and save everyone the trouble of dealing with my useless ass.

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#297 Post by Crazedwraith »

sorry you're dissappointed man

but there ARE other worthwhile things to do than just being in the army
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#298 Post by RogueIce »

Darksi4190 wrote:So I just got back from seeing an Army recruiter. He basically told me that with my medical history there's virtually no chance i'll be able to enlist. Apparently i'm too worthless to even stop a bullet. God I feel like shit right now. Sometimes I think I should just swallow a bottle of sleeping pills and save everyone the trouble of dealing with my useless ass.
Generally speaking the Army would like you to do more than just stop a bullet. It can be a physically taxing job (at the very least while you're in basic) even if you never do go overseas so not accepting you for medical reasons isn't saying you're worthless at all.

Not every job is suitable for every person for a whole host of reasons. Doesn't make you useless or any less of a person, it just means you have to look elsewhere to find what does work for you.

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#299 Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Crazedwraith wrote:but there ARE other worthwhile things to do than just being in the army

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#300 Post by Shroom Man 777 »

if you can't be a soldier, then at least "militarize" yourself in different ways

you might not have the physique for it, because of conditions, ok

but a soldier isn't just physical, he is also mental and emotional

so you should at least strengthen your emotional and psychological fortitude

so even if you're not strong enough to throw harpoons at arabs you can at least be strong enough on the inside to be, idk, not discouraged by shitty words and to be able to encourage yourself, etc.

then even if you won't be in the military, you'll at least have a mindset or something to do awesome shit elsewhere

(besides this guy who worked in the state dep. as a courier for paper documents they couldn't electronically transmit told me that the military was bleh)

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