Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[timmy]

She's ante-natal?

[Count Chocula]

god i have such a pathetic time reconciling work and play

it almost has to be all or nothing when it comes to getting shit done

That's just the ADD talking. Pressure makes you focus. It's all good.

Ps pressure works on non-add folks too.

[Questor]

Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.

[Stofsk]

Man I fucking hate being overweight. Once you put it on it's a fucking bitch to take it off.

[RogueIce]

Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.

I don't think some guy on the sidewalk with a sign saying CHEAP SUITS HERE is a legitimate source, mate.

[Flagg]

Only douchebags wear $1000 suits, no matter how cheap they got them. Pimps, now they wear $3000 suits!

[Questor]

Positive vent!

Got a thousand dollar suit for $275.

I don't think some guy on the sidewalk with a sign saying CHEAP SUITS HERE is a legitimate source, mate.

I'll have you know that I only buy my sweatshop produced menswear from legitimate retail shops. The fact that I usually wait for clearances is neither here nor there.

[Oxymoron]

She's ante-natal?

27 weeks.

[timmy]

Glad to hear they're okay.

[timmy]

What happened in this country. Larrikinism used to actually be fun, rather than the tired misused cliche it is now. For example, The Skyhooks:

Poor reception of the album both by the public and reviewers led the band to take out a page-sized ad in the local music press declaring "Why Don't You All Get Fu**ed" (title of one of their songs) and they played their last performance on 8 June in Kalgoorlie

And then at Bathurst, 1992:

The Nissan won the day and the crowd booed when Richards and his co-driver Mark Skaife went to collect their trophies. When prompted for a reaction, Richards' spoke in the microphone: "I'm just really stunned for words, I can't believe the reception. I thought Australian race fans had a lot more to go than this, this is bloody disgraceful. I'll keep racing but I tell you what this is going to remain with me for a long time. You're a pack of arseholes."

[joviwan]

First-World Vent

Got up fresh and early to go to work, arrive to discover I have the day off

[RogueIce]

Should've worked anyway and collected that sweet, sweet OT.

[joviwan]

That's actually impossible under my employment circumstances, in every meaningful way.

[Oxymoron]

Glad to hear they're okay.

Thanks bud.

[Phantasee]

I hate when I go to a lube shop

And I forget to tell them to not check something

Now he's gone and opened up my glovebox to show how filthy my cabin air filters are

The filters I replaced in November.

And now he's rearranged the contents of my glovebox :/

[Phantasee]

This is why I do my own maintenance in the summer

Jesus

This fucker couldn't start my car

PUT THE CLUTCH IN DUMBASS

[joviwan]

are you serious

[RyanThunder]

You may want to find a new (see: competent) mechanic

Good luck tho.

[RogueIce]

Clutch? You still use such backwards technologies?

[Zod]

Well I know where I'll be on the 28th.

http://pleasuresalon.wordpress.com/ (*SFW)

[RogueIce]

Are you going to try out your eye contact voodoo there or...?

[Questor]

Based on that last grouping, my guess is that NYPD Vice will be there, too.

Be careful.

[Zod]

Based on that last grouping, my guess is that NYPD Vice will be there, too.

Be careful.

Apparently this thing has been going on for awhile now, so if they haven't been raided the last few times I doubt anything terrible is going to happen.

Besides, I don't make enough to pay for a prostitute anyway.

[RogueIce]

I think that depends entirely on the quality of the prostitute involved.

[Zod]

I think that depends entirely on the quality of the prostitute involved.

My original point stands.