Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[Civil War Man]

A lot of shampoos come with conditioners, anyway, since shampoo tends strip off the outer layers of the hair, which can leave it brittle if you don't use conditioner.

[evilsoup]

Yeah, even at less than a centimeter I could see my hairs starting to curl.

Which is funny considering my headtop-hair is straight.

Like having pubes on your face!

[Oxymoron]

get me my razor

[evilsoup]

man I'm not going to come all the way to france just for that
do it yourself

[Stofsk]

I've decided to grow a beard, but I haven't trimmed it or anything, because it seems like too much work

[Flagg]

I've decided to grow a beard, but I haven't trimmed it or anything, because it seems like too much work

Fat beardo

[Oxymoron]

This shitty dubstep song is indicative of my current mood

[The Spartan]

You're not giving me much incentive to click on that link.

[Oxymoron]

It wasn't an incentive

It was a vent


Goddamn I hate myself...

[Phantasee]

Last day of work. This is gonna be good. Have to delete all my emails and purge all my files.

[RogueIce]

Way to encourage transparent government.

[The Spartan]

I want it to be legal to shoot and kill other drivers. Overall I had a good day... except! for the goddamn commute.

BOTH WAYS!

[The Spartan]

Can we have one fucking week where there's not a goddamn Tebow headline on all the damn sports pages?!

[Phantasee]

Way to encourage transparent government.

Nothing to see here, citizen. Move along.

[Oxymoron]

There comes a point where you have to be able to admit defeat. So I did.

I shaved my beard.

Now I look like a human being again.

[Flagg]

There comes a point where you have to be able to admit defeat. So I did.

I shaved my beard.

Now I look like a human being again.

Nope, still French.

[Oxymoron]

[RogueIce]

Now I look like a human being again.

Unless you're Canadian and/or can pull off wearing plaid button up shirts, work jeans and work boots all the time (aka you're Richard Karn) clean shaven is the only way to go.

[Phantasee]

I am disappointed. Oxy, you're banned for a week.

[RogueIce]

Why must you discriminate against the clean shaven?

[Oxymoron]

Look, we can't all pull the look.

I just looked like a hobo. Er, well, more than usual at least.

I prefer the short-hair, no facial pilosity look.

[Aaron]

Well there's your problem, you need to dress the part. Not that I've seen many homeless dudes with short hair.

[Oxymoron]

Well, that was an exaggeration. I'm always wearing clean jeans and t-shirys.

It's just how I felt.

[RogueIce]

y hello thar

3 - 5 inches of rain could really suck, since my backyard flood like nobody's business. It's trending north though, so maybe I'll just get bands instead of sustained rainfall, which should give it a chance to recede in between.

[Flagg]

Don't worry if its anything like its namesake it will be useless all season and then die.