Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

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#2051 Post by timmy »

Even in Australia there's a decent chunk of out-of-pocket involved. But it's popular as hell; I know three people have gone for it. The first of them has just gone back for a tune-up, mind you.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#2052 Post by RogueIce »

timmy wrote:Even in Australia there's a decent chunk of out-of-pocket involved. But it's popular as hell; I know three people have gone for it. The first of them has just gone back for a tune-up, mind you.
You can do that? I thought it was a one time thing.
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#2053 Post by Gands »

I'll get LASIK when I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. Not a moment before.
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#2054 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

Isn't it better to wait until you get older to have the procedure given your eyes fail as you turn into a goddamn prune?
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#2055 Post by timmy »

RogueIce wrote:You can do that? I thought it was a one time thing.
So did she.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#2056 Post by Crazedwraith »

just broke my joystick after spending non-zero amount of effort on installing x-wing alliance on my win7 laptop.

shite.

thats vexing but i'm not bothering getting a new one just to play xwa.
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#2057 Post by RyanThunder »

My sister's boyfriend is pathetic.

She walks over to his house and then asks me to come pick her up after because he can't drive a car. They're 21.

What the fuck she sees in him I haven't the slightest fucking clue. He doesn't even have a job! He isn't going to school!
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#2058 Post by RogueIce »

Crazedwraith wrote:just broke my joystick after spending non-zero amount of effort on installing x-wing alliance on my win7 laptop.

shite.

thats vexing but i'm not bothering getting a new one just to play xwa.
quitter :argh:
RyanThunder wrote:My sister's boyfriend is pathetic.

She walks over to his house and then asks me to come pick her up after because he can't drive a car. They're 21.

What the fuck she sees in him I haven't the slightest fucking clue. He doesn't even have a job! He isn't going to school!
big penis probably :giggidy:
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#2059 Post by thejester »

RyanThunder wrote:My sister's boyfriend is pathetic.

She walks over to his house and then asks me to come pick her up after because he can't drive a car. They're 21.

What the fuck she sees in him I haven't the slightest fucking clue. He doesn't even have a job! He isn't going to school!
it's almost like being attracted to someone often has little to do with any of those things
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#2060 Post by RogueIce »

Look son if you haven't bought and paid off a house and have three cars to your name by the age of 21 you're a failure at life, didn't you get the memo? :colbert:
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#2061 Post by Infinity Biscuit »

I know literally no women who have ever given any indication of specifically liking big dicks

is this something just made up by cis guys or what
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#2062 Post by RogueIce »

It's an insecurity thing. (EDIT: And of course the pervasiveness of those ENLARGE YOUR DICK NOW ads which makes it a subject of juvenile humor) There's apparently been actual research and it's shown that women do not, in fact, care about your penis size. But it's more important either A) how you use it (for the one night stand, quickie, NSA types) or B) the greater relationship and intimacy and so on and so forth for the relationships. Also probably still a bit of A.

But y'know, it was Ryan Thunder so I don't put in much effort to my repartee. :v
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#2063 Post by Bakustra »

Infinity Biscuit wrote:I know literally no women who have ever given any indication of specifically liking big dicks

is this something just made up by cis guys or what
gay dudes

haven't you ever heard of size queens :giggidy:
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#2064 Post by Flagg »

I worked with women that would brag about their husbands dick size so...
CUNTS! FOR! EYES!
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#2065 Post by F.J. Prefect, Esq »

Infinity Biscuit wrote:I know literally no women who have ever given any indication of specifically liking big dicks

is this something just made up by cis guys or what
I don't think every big dick themed tumblr apparently run by women is some dude in disguise :v

Jokes aside I actually have a couple of chick friends who have a preference for large penises in much the same way that I have a preference for large breasts. Or rather a much stronger preference.

e: also to be quite honest I think a fair amount of the 'women don't care how big it is' thing is pushed by men to make themselves feel less inadequate. I don't really have any data to back this up but I've had candid chats about sex with women and you know what they totally do like big dicks.
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#2066 Post by RogueIce »

Yeah but how big is "big" though? The average is apparently around 5 - 6 inches, so is that what's considered "big" in this context? Or are we talking about the porn star foot long special?
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#2067 Post by adr »

five

five dollar

five dollar foot looooong
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#2068 Post by F.J. Prefect, Esq »

RogueIce wrote:Yeah but how big is "big" though? The average is apparently around 5 - 6 inches, so is that what's considered "big" in this context? Or are we talking about the porn star foot long special?
i prefer to leave that ambiguous
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#2069 Post by RogueIce »

How big of you.
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#2070 Post by joviwan »

hyuk hyuk hyuk
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#2071 Post by Gands »

This forum should have an Ed McMahon smiley.
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#2072 Post by Losonti Tokash »

Gands wrote:This Every forum should have an Ed McMahon smiley.
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#2073 Post by Zablorg »

there should be a cautionary tale of this cis-dude absorbing the penis sizes of others before dying of blood-flow related problems in his hubris and folly
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#2074 Post by Zablorg »

If I ever get the chance I'm gonna tell someone

"buddy women don't care about how big your dick is

women don't care about you at all BAHAHAHAHAHA"
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#2075 Post by Zablorg »

maybe not really that's mean
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