Testing Chat V: The Final Mysterious Island: Miami Beach

[Oxymoron]

Why can't it be both ?

[Infinity Biscuit]

because ur a butt

[RogueIce]

Damn. Selfies while driving? How do people think that's a good idea?

Did you just watch that subway train experiment thing

No, never heard of it. I just saw an article about distracted drivers and how selfies are getting up there with texting apparently.

[adr]

so have you seen the car commercial that the vo is all about how you can check your email in the car and it is so great and it reads it to you too

and meanwhile the fine print says "never check email or be distracted while driving"

when the fuck else do they think people are going to want to have their email read to them in their car?

so stupid

[The Spartan]

But, but... personal responsibility!

[Oxymoron]

because ur a butt

And a dang fine one at that !

[Gands]

Black Hawk Down is on.

It's like the UK and half the cast of Pearl Harbour got together for a film.

[Stofsk]

Black Hawk Down is on.

It's like the UK and half the cast of Pearl Harbour got together for a film.

Been awhile since I last saw it. Started watching just as Jamie Lannister and his mate requested permission to guard Tim Roth.

[timmy]

Tim Roth wasn't in that film

The dad from Modern Family was though

[Infinity Biscuit]

Most of the time I have a pretty straightforward laugh, giggles and chuckles and whatnot

but occasionally (like a few minutes ago) it just comes out as this high barking howl

and when it does I feel oddly proud

I wanna know what it sounds like to other people :L

[Zablorg]

man my laugh invariably sounds like the joker

[timmy]

I wanna know what it sounds like to other people :L

Ohhh are we going to do the soundbytes clip again

That was fun getting people to read passages in regional dialects.

[Zablorg]

I have a recording of myself reading a rant someone made about an improperly made burrito

[timmy]

I do recall, yes.

[Zablorg]

i don't recall posting it here oh nO

[timmy]

Oh? I thought it was all self contained.

[Zablorg]

are you talking about my documentary

[timmy]

The very same.

[Losonti Tokash]

is jub genetically engineered to be the most frustratingly obtuse person in the world

also i missed out on the silly readings last time

[Infinity Biscuit]

"why are you guys complaining about women beaters huh why isn't it ok to hit women

if you don't say 'gay people hitting each other is ok' then I win this argument that's how it works"

[RyanThunder]

is jub genetically engineered to be the most frustratingly obtuse person in the world

Second. I'm the first.

[Infinity Biscuit]

well ryan knows best after all

man my armpit hair is like the perfect length right now it's all soft and fuzzy I wish it could just stay this way forever but no that's not how razors work :I

[Zablorg]

well do i have news for you timmy i have dabbled in more burrito media than you imagine

i am up for any further recordings also

[Stofsk]

Tim Roth wasn't in that film

It must have been his evil twin

[timmy]

man my armpit hair is like the perfect length right now it's all soft and fuzzy I wish it could just stay this way forever but no that's not how razors work :I

One morning in November 2000 curiosity overwhelmed me and I shaved my armpits. First day was okay, felt a bit funny. Second day was mildly irritating. Third and fourth days I had to walk to work like Dilbert, and I basically vowed never to do it again. With that in mind, I'd be understanding if women universally decided that shaving underarm just wasn't cricket.