Testing Chat V: The Final Mysterious Island: Miami Beach

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#1901 Post by Infinity Biscuit »

the only thing that itches for me post-shaving is the pubes

armpits I would just let grow out to be honest but as much as I love the fluffy stage the fuzzy stage is too good to pass up
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#1902 Post by timmy »

I only trim and maintain downstairs, I couldn't bear to have that itching constantly.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#1903 Post by RogueIce »

Infinity Biscuit wrote:well ryan knows best after all :P

man my armpit hair is like the perfect length right now it's all soft and fuzzy I wish it could just stay this way forever but no that's not how razors work :I
Granted this is probably a needlessly expensive solution, but the trimmers my barber uses has those varying hair length blades, guides, whatever they're called.

I've always wondered if those things work for shaving your chin. The ones they use to get rid of sideburns and the "fuzzies" around your collar area. Because that seems like it'd be a whole lot better than what I do now.

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#1904 Post by Infinity Biscuit »

timmy wrote:I only trim and maintain downstairs, I couldn't bear to have that itching constantly.
It's only for like one day two days after it's done it's not too bad

well assuming you don't get razor burn if you do then :L
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#1905 Post by timmy »

That sounds like something that would happen to me

Rogue I use a No. 1 clipper and a comb to maintain my beard. None of this duck dynasty bullshit.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#1906 Post by thejester »

I remember a mate of mine shaved his armpits in an effort to get rid of BO

not sure if it worked though

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#1907 Post by adr »

i had a pretty weird dream this morning

so first i arrested glenn greenwald to fulfill the terms of some new treaty with the united states

then he gave me some speech about liberty that made me change the arrest to an asylum offer and i phoned up barack obama to let him know i changed my mind

he wanted to talk to glenn so i gave him the phone and meanwhile my counterintel people told me that the call was traced and listened to

so i get it back and obama gives a cryptic hint that he needs help


next i went to get him.... from the WHS principal's office lol.... and then we had to get back to the ship while dodging CIA assassins

and then i woke up and it was like 5am

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#1908 Post by RogueIce »

timmy wrote:That sounds like something that would happen to me

Rogue I use a No. 1 clipper and a comb to maintain my beard. None of this duck dynasty bullshit.
Yeah, but I'm looking for baby-faced smooth, which I can almost but not quite get with my Gillette Fusion. So I'm looking for alternatives.

Or my technique just sucks.

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#1909 Post by Infinity Biscuit »

For optimal smoothness, bronze your jaw and lips
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#1910 Post by evilsoup »

laminate it
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#1911 Post by timmy »

Yeah, you're not going to get a smooth finish with clippers. I use a $20 electric travel razor for the non-bearded parts of my face; it's not as smooth as a proper blade shave but it's acceptable. As for Gillette Fusion, save yourself some money and just go with Mach III since it works just as well. Unless American disposable razor prices, like everything else, arre cheaper than AU. Pack of 4 Fusion razors = AUD $25.
thejester wrote:not sure if it worked though
It would in part; sweat isn't sitting around fermenting. On the other hand, what your bodily secretions smell like has a lot to do with your diet.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#1912 Post by Losonti Tokash »

razors scare the hell out of me

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#1913 Post by F.J. Prefect, Esq »

I use Astra Platinum blades in my Merkur razor. You get a hundred blades for $22, and they are mad sharp.

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#1914 Post by joviwan »

Didn't we used to have a music thread?

Anyway, this is mostly for Manus, but anyone else who is interested counts too.

I posted an album a while back called Wish Upon a Blackstar. The book that goes along with it is coming out Dec 3rd, as well as the soundtrack to the book.

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#1915 Post by >:3 »

timmy wrote:As for Gillette Fusion, save yourself some money and just go with Mach III since it works just as well. Unless American disposable razor prices, like everything else, arre cheaper than AU. Pack of 4 Fusion razors = AUD $25.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Gillette-Fusi ... l/10977958

$25.97 for an 8 pack
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#1916 Post by timmy »

Yeah, figured.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#1917 Post by F.J. Prefect, Esq »

Tim honestly you should jump on www.theshaveshed.com.au and take a look around. The start up cost is relatively high, but in the long run the savings are pretty huge, and the quality of the shaving experience is superior.

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#1918 Post by RyanThunder »

Infinity Biscuit wrote:well ryan knows best after all :P
Gotta get my mileage out of that title somehow :lol:

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#1919 Post by RogueIce »

timmy wrote:Yeah, figured.
The Fusion ProGlide Power, aka the Super Duper Ultra Megamode of razors (until they come up with something else lol) is USD$34.47 for eight.

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#1920 Post by thejester »

won $7 in the uni sweep

get around me

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#1921 Post by thejester »

whoa I also won $14 on the same horse in the sweep at my old man's work

might take up this gambling thing full time

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#1922 Post by zhaktronz »

At last you can retire

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#1923 Post by thejester »

people talk about the Australian dream being dead

I think Tony Abbott and Mount Athon have resurrected that dream

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#1924 Post by timmy »

Just don't forget that tomorrow is Punch Tom Waterhouse In The Face Day
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#1925 Post by Bakustra »

thejester wrote:people talk about the Australian dream being dead

I think Tony Abbott and Mount Athon have resurrected that dream
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