The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Flagg]

Yay my sick dog pooped! No blockage and she's not thrown up in 2 days. Turns out it was a bad bad bad case of gastritis. Her poor stomach lining was so inflamed that you could see the swelling on xray.

[Aaron]

Good news man!

[The Spartan]

THEN IT'S TIME TO PLAY!

I brought ball. Throw please.

[Flagg]

Man I really wanna sue the doctor from the ER visit a week before my guts imploded but I'm afraid an attorney will want me to go after all the doctors, including my surgeon from the original hernia repair surgery. Would be a dick move since motherfucker saved my life and IMO didn't do anything wrong the first time. Can't help it if scar tissue forms and blocks an intestine. You can misread a fucking x-ray though and then treat me like some drug seeking scumbag.

[Flagg]

In other news, Willow (my sick Shepherd) is doing much better. So relieved, I think losing one at 6 months would have destroyed me. But she's up and rampaging around the house like her normal self and not throwing up.

[Phantasee]

you can just tell your lawyer to not sue the original doctor

just don't let him do it, he has to do what his client asks for, right?

[Flagg]

you can just tell your lawyer to not sue the original doctor

just don't let him do it, he has to do what his client asks for, right?

Yeah he then he can also refuse to take the case because it's not a big enough payday to just go after the one doctor and possibly the hospital itself.

[Phantasee]

and you're no worse off than before

[Nietzslime]

I had to grow up very fast last night.

[Count Chocula]

Yay my sick dog pooped! No blockage and she's not thrown up in 2 days. Turns out it was a bad bad bad case of gastritis. Her poor stomach lining was so inflamed that you could see the swelling on xray.

That's great news! Now you can focus on fixing your stuff, and maybe finding another lawyer.

[Aaron]

I had to grow up very fast last night.

Someone die?

[Nietzslime]

No, but I may have stopped a rape.

[weemadando]

Well done that man.

Any additional circumstances?

[timmy]

Yeah, you did the right thing Nietz

[Nietzslime]

Well done that man.

Any additional circumstances?

eh, it was eventful for me but i'm sure it wouldn't be too interesting for anyone else

basically i was in the position of suddenly having to take responsibility for a large group of fucked up people for a long and stressful night

it was nothing truly extraordinary or anything

[weemadando]

You did well then. Its always a fun moment when people who were your friend suddenly reveal themselves to be eager rapists when the opportunity to rape a drunken acquaintance presents itself.

[Phantasee]

Thunderstorm. brb out chasing lightning

[Losonti Tokash]

aaron, sometimes i look at the blogs of the dudes who post comments on yours and the amount of "old man yells at cloud" stuff is pretty hilarious

like the rat dude posted a multi-page screed yelling about kids getting piercings and tattoos and wearing baggy clothes

on monday

[Agent Bert Macklin]

aaron, sometimes i look at the blogs of the dudes who post comments on yours and the amount of "old man yells at cloud" stuff is pretty hilarious

like the rat dude posted a multi-page screed yelling about kids getting piercings and tattoos and wearing baggy clothes

on monday

Well, when I see shorts down by their ass, they may as well wear jeans.

[Aaron]

aaron, sometimes i look at the blogs of the dudes who post comments on yours and the amount of "old man yells at cloud" stuff is pretty hilarious

like the rat dude posted a multi-page screed yelling about kids getting piercings and tattoos and wearing baggy clothes

on monday

Yeah...having and being pro-gun is all I really have in common with them. They live in a different world.

[Phantasee]

I fucked up. Asked her out again. I told myself it's just testing the waters, to see if she can tolerate my company yet, I just want to see a movie with a friend and I know she'd like it, we're supposed to be friends now, right? But she said yes, as long as other people are there. That feeling I got, in the middle of my chest? I guess it's kinda like stitches tearing open. I told her straight that if she's not comfortable with it, it's fine, we don't have to go do anything. She just repeated that other people should be there with us. I've been getting asked out and groped and basically receiving a pile of attention from other, available, girls, way more than I've ever gotten before, and I know why, I'm probably the most attractive I've ever been, but I say no to every single one of them or brush them off, and now I realize I'm just hurting myself by holding out this hope. Apparently I'm really charming when I'm trying to cover up how I feel inside. Fuck. I thought we were good, we were talking again, texting regularly again, she comes over to my house to hang out with everyone (my sister got her wisdom teeth pulled last weekend), it wasn't awkward between us. I've just been lying to myself, I guess. I should have just gone out with someone else already, maybe I wouldn't feel this way. My heart jumps in my throat every time she texts me back right now.

I feel nauseous.

[Zod]

Uh, "As long as other people are there"? Doesn't take a genius to interpret that as "I don't trust you."

[Phantasee]

I think she doesn't trust herself more than, or as much as she doesn't trust me.

[starku]

Stop making up reasons to feel like you're in control

Grow up and learn to accept this

Seriously a woman is being pretty straight wih you and you're pathetically trying o find an out like its a court case

[Count Chocula]

Well Phant, I guess you could be all Lost Boys tough and blow her off and go home alone.

Moral victory, right?