The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Flagg]

one of my friends has an autistic niece and now apparently both her and the mother have gone full on anti-vaccine retard, complete with a literal "yes it is better to be dead or crippled from polio than to be autistic"

Fixed.

[Aaron]

That's special. My uncle had polio, your an idiot if you somehow thinks that's better.

[Darth Fanboy]

And then when the first autistic kids who also have polio show up it will be too tragic to say "we told ya so!"

[Flagg]

Not for me.

[Darth Fanboy]

Well that's because a limbless Trig Palin would have been a more desirable baby than you.

[Flagg]

Well that's because a limbless Trig Palin would have been a more desirable baby than you.

I was such an undesirable baby, the prom night dumpster I was thrown in said "HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL NAAAAWWWWWWW!"

[Losonti Tokash]

jesus my first thought waas "wait a second a prom night baby wouldn't be born until the next school year"

[Flagg]

There was poop in that dumpster. Man poop.

[Flagg]

And he grew up and we called him Tubbs!

[timmy]

jesus my first thought waas "wait a second a prom night baby wouldn't be born until the next school year"

[Shroom Man 777]

so i got a job for copywrieter

it was my first ever job application job interview job exam etc.

yes

[Oxymoron]

congrats, shroom !


What's the job's content ?

[Shroom Man 777]

i will wriet synopseses and blurbs for this publishing company that publishes self-publishing authors

balls ahoy!

[Phantasee]

This has great potential. Congrats Shroom.

[The Spartan]

I swear to fuck people must be putting an extra spoonful of stupid in their coffee these days.

[Instant Sunrise]

I post a link to lemonparty in the #tcot tag, get followed by some republican congressman.

Lollllll

[Losonti Tokash]

yeah they don't actually read the tweets the twitter intern just sees #tcot and hits follow

[Aaron]

So my son is entering that pre-teen moody bit and we had a discussion today that turned into why he wants to be in the military and what they did o break me and PTSD. So I wound up reliving a bunch of shit and we all started bawling.

Good times.

[Gands]

Holy hell.

*hugs*

[Darksi4190]

Sorry to hear it Aaron.

[Aaron]

Yeah, it's just hard to get over the cultural thing sometimes.

"Hurr, huur, I man, I no talk."

Small wonder Grandpa died 30 years early.

[Aaron]

But thanks guys. I appreciate the support.

[Aaron]

lol, honestly it would have been better if I didn't have them. It's not fair to them, ya know? But gotta make do.

I talked to him about how your taught to kill and that they don't teach you to turn it off. So my automatic thought when I' annoyed or things go bad is to do what I was taught, not exactly appropriate when an old man is counting pennies at the cashier.

Obviously I've not done it and I have the skills to maintain control but it's a tough thing to live with.

Told him all about my buddies that died and how it was basically for fuck all.

He looked pretty horrified.

[timmy]

My kids got a shit deal being born to me and their mother. But you're right; we're making do.

Your posts reminded me of this.

D.I. Fitch: Swofford!
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch: You the maggot whose father served in Vietnam?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, yes, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Outstanding! Did he have the balls to die there?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, no, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Too fucking bad! He ever talk about it?
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford: Sir, only once, sir!
D.I. Fitch: Good! Then he wasn't lying!

[Aaron]

What's that from?