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Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2011 11:18 pm
by Dooey Jo
first world problem: your country is too expensive for your friends from the second world to afford to visit
re: parents: some girl on wrote on facebook she was taking her four-year-old child to get her ears pierced
later writes they only managed to get the one ear pierced
i remember when my friend got her ears pierced and i thought that was a bit radical of her
of course we were eight at the time
but four is the new eight
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:12 am
by Nietzslime
okay, this house is officially magic
i start to make bacon in the morning, figuring that it's my first weekend in my new place and i'll just make hashbrowns and bacon for myself and be able to feel every inch a king, and when my housemates become aware of my efforts, spontaneously, without warning, an amazing pancake brunch with scrambled eggs and good christmas music just emerges around me, and everything is delicious and it feels like it should be the seed pf a commercial for packaged domestic bliss
over the course of a week, several bad scars, which i've had for years, that would die or weep blood from time to time, are fucking gone. healed. no changes to my normal routine, no special ointments, and while there's still evidence of those scars in that my left thumb's nail extends much further back than my right thumb's still, and stuff like that, the disgusting wounds have vanished.
also this place is like a river of drugs
at some point the other shoe will have to drop and some downsides of living here or my housemates' secret terrible flaws or an evil angel trying to use this euphoria to draw me into tartarus will have to appear, because otherwise i've found shangri-la
and the rent is 350 dollars a month
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:14 am
by starku
is anyone else boggled that being in a share house is some kind of amazing thing for...
oh wait he's rich nevermind
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:17 am
by Nietzslime
stark i don't want to fuck with your perceptions
but the amount of things i own fit easily into the backseat of a mini-van that also had a bed in it
and the only money i have is the result of being frugal with my earnings from previous jobs
i come from a sweet upper-middle-class home but this does not directly translate into an income for myself
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:20 am
by starku
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anyway look you're going through an important life experience
but by goign public now everyone is goign to laugh at you when you get herpes by fucking someone's drycleaner that their dog shat in during an lsd binge and accidentally setting the kitchen on fire trying a home remedy
maybe for americans (ho ho) share housing is some rare and distant cultural event because movies tell me everyone lives on cmapus!
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:22 am
by Nietzslime
starku wrote:
anyway look you're going through an important life experience
but by goign public now everyone is goign to laugh at you when you get herpes by fucking someone's drycleaner that their dog shat in during an lsd binge and accidentally setting the kitchen on fire trying a home remedy
i am okay with this
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:27 am
by Nietzslime
the main thing is that i'm just surprised by 1. the scary kindness and camaraderie of my housemates, 2. how much having to be a basic adult and take responsibility for my own actions has actually improved my demeanour and required very little willpower once i was in this situation, and 3. magical healing powers and paying a pittance for rent
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 2:27 am
by Zod
you know sometimes i'm almost tempted to move to one of those southern shithole states because the rent is so cheap
i mean a 2 bedroom apartment for less than $500/mo, in kansas city? that's unheard of here.
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:43 am
by uraniun235
yeah but you'll probably get paid shit and also have to live in a shithole area
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:26 am
by Zod
uraniun235 wrote:yeah but you'll probably get paid shit and also have to live in a shithole area
well i can't say anything about the neighborhoods without going there myself but that looked to be normal for prices near downtown
and some of the jobs i've seen being advertised for that i could reasonably get were paying just a few dollars less than i make now
i wouldn't necessarily mind doing factory stuff for $17 an hour
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:28 am
by Nietzslime
Zod wrote:
i wouldn't necessarily mind doing factory stuff for $17 an hour
that's something i said before i did one
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:29 am
by Zod
Nietzslime wrote:Zod wrote:
i wouldn't necessarily mind doing factory stuff for $17 an hour
that's something i said before i did one
i've done factory stuff before, but it was a shitty $8 an hour job
as long as it doesn't actually involve heavy lifting anyway, if that's the case i'm fucked
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:47 am
by Nietzslime
Zod wrote:Nietzslime wrote:Zod wrote:
i wouldn't necessarily mind doing factory stuff for $17 an hour
that's something i said before i did one
i've done factory stuff before, but it was a shitty $8 an hour job
as long as it doesn't actually involve heavy lifting anyway, if that's the case i'm fucked
fair enough
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:07 am
by zhaktronz
Lol 17/hour
I make more than that at a super market
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:27 am
by Zod
zhaktronz wrote:Lol 17/hour
I make more than that at a super market
you'd have to give me six figures to get me to work retail again
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:57 am
by zhaktronz
Yes Zoe we know Americans have stockholm syndrome.
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 1:14 pm
by Gands
I make more washing dishes.
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:07 pm
by thejester
starku wrote:
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anyway look you're going through an important life experience
but by goign public now everyone is goign to laugh at you when you get herpes by fucking someone's drycleaner that their dog shat in during an lsd binge and accidentally setting the kitchen on fire trying a home remedy
maybe for americans (ho ho) share housing is some rare and distant cultural event because movies tell me everyone lives on cmapus!
man I was listening to triple j the other day in my mate's car and they had this whole thing about 'SHARE HOUSES IN THE 90s OMG'
'yeah they used to get pretty feral in the 90s - remember the house parties? we used to make...sangria'
'HOLY SHIT NO WAY CRAZINESS'
this may signify that triple j is full of lame old people y/n
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 10:10 pm
by starku
Do students still rent structures that are probably not legally houses from inner city landlords and fill them with empty nos bulbs
Because I think yes triple j has been alarmkny dated for some time
Also do no let your frogbeast of a girlfriend wear my shirt goddamn NEVER FORGET
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:36 pm
by zhaktronz
Frogstomp?
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:38 pm
by starku
even worse than silverchair
man i loved that shirt
lapels all the way out to there baby yeah
sigh the 90s were a terrible time
all the goddamn wiccans putting spells on you
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:46 pm
by Zod
Gands wrote:I make more washing dishes.
here's the thing though
what's australian rent and property prices like?
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 11:59 pm
by starku
thanks to property speculators
all houses in country overvalued at least 2x lol
our real estate market didnt' explode like the american one so prices never dramatically slumped
also building codes = lack of flophouses
plenty of people share in west end or spring hill (ie walking distance to cbd) for a pittance anyway
and y'know free medical care, police that don't beat you up, basically zero violent crime, weather that cant' kill you, etc
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:26 am
by zhaktronz
Last time I looked (6months ago or so) our PPPwas about 80% that of America. Given our wages are about 80% more than America; yeah we win.
Edit so I checked;
According to the OECD data Australia cost of living is 62% higher than the US.
Wich means, we still win
Edit 2:
Our minimum wage is ~15-16 USD/ hour.
Hey Dan do you even know of any jobs that pay minimum wage lol.
Re: The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:44 am
by starku
Casual shit often does
But almost nothing with a contract
And ppp sucks don't use it :p