The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Phantasee]

My family has always been cremated. Silly Abrahamic religions! You should do it the way the ancient Greeks did it!

[Count Chocula]

My grandpa was cremated. His side of the family was (is) bugfuck insane and even in death he didn't want to be near them. Plus it's cheaper, so his wife didn't have to pay bux for a useless piece of dirt.

[starku]

its ok flagg you'll be cremated too

probably real soon

[Count Chocula]

Flagg hates too hard to BE cremated.

He'll SELF-cremate.

Firestarter go.

[starku]

bad jokes ?

sorry sockpuppet go bye bye now

[Zod]

bad jokes ?

sorry sockpuppet go bye bye now

unless flagg's clever enough to use a proxy, the ips don't match

[starku]

dude who isn't clever enough to use a proxy these days

if tubbs can do it WELL

[Aaron]

Dude, I don't even know what it is.

[timmy]

It's basically casting a spell so people think you're in a different place to what you are. Magic etc.

[Phantasee]

Fuckin nerds

Also boo to Zod for ruining Stark's running joke.

[Flagg]

Both my grandparents were cremated which is funny because they were Catholics and it's a big no-no.

[Oxymoron]

If you were to make an exhaustive list of the inconsistencies between what the Bible "teach" and how the average reasonable moderate practicing Catholics in developed countries lives, it would probably take a good portion of the Bible's word-count.

[Nietzslime]

maturity level up

[Darth Fanboy]

I know someone whose remains were cremated, but that is because they died in a fire.

[Nietzslime]

i love you guys ps i am extremely drunk ps clearly this does not affect the content of my posts ps lolol my roommate is extremely good at peer pressure ps he convinced me that we should break another glass since his gf accidentally broke a glass ps admission of the crime ps dancing ps gabriel byrne ps modernism ps irony ps abdurd drunk posts ps umcha umcha ps daft punk ps signed the people

-winter

[Nietzslime]

my life is actually pretty interesting thematically right now

making the choice between calling police services on my roommate's crazy self-harming ex who refuses to leave

or allowing him 'one last try' tro solve the situation on his own

my own knowledge of what is right to do in this situation, my pragmatism, my life experience

verus my trust and love for my roommates, whom i would back to the hilt because sentimental concerns such as who i pay utilities with, who breaks drugs with me, we who have mutually heard and seen each other dancing and fucking and masturbating and at all our worsts and bests

decision of autonomy and community: the syllogistic binary made real

the fact that we are all on drugs makes this situation doubly interesting

long live living if living can be this

that i can experience and then remember and recall and recount such absurd and microcosmic circumstances during my relatively pedestrian live

that a single life can contain such exuberant and irrepressible highs and such day-shattering lows

it's almost enough to make ya shed a tear

[Phantasee]

[Stofsk]

i love you guys ps i am extremely drunk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KNAL3JPjlPs

[Nietzslime]

i regret nothing

[Veef]

I went for a long walk

I had my phone on vibrate but I guess I didn't see the two times my mom called

she was crying when I got home

I told her she needs to take care of herself before she worries about me

didn't work so well

[starku]

virbate is hells unreliable like that

[Veef]

well i was listening to music so i figured vibrate right in my breast pocket would work

guess not

[starku]

if you're on silent but listening to music doesn't it play the ring through headphones anyway??

[Gands]

if you're on silent but listening to music doesn't it play the ring through headphones anyway??

It does on my current phone.

But not on my old Nokia. Baffling.

[Oxymoron]

I guess it doesn't if the phone and the mp3-player are two different devices...