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#3676 Post by Dooey Jo »

yeah i should also elaborate that my perspective is a little bit warped

i come from a place where people like to take ten minutes and a whole pot to make a bowl of oatmeal

while i can do it in two minutes and directly in the bowl in the microwave


spergrage!! (i needed that pot now i must clean oatmeal)
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#3677 Post by adr-admin »

pot cooked oatmeal beats the hell out of the nuked variety

though the nuked stuff is good too


really the only bad oatmeal is burned oatmeal

the trick is to slow cook it on on the stovetop with low heat

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#3678 Post by adr-admin »

similarly reheated pizza in the nuke is ok

but if you bake again it it's bettar

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#3679 Post by Stofsk »

it occurs to me that i never use my microwave for anything other than reheating something

and reheated food tastes like shit in comparison to stuff that was cooked fresh

i mean i've tried cooking scrambled eggs in the microwave once

never again

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#3680 Post by Zod »

Stofsk wrote:it occurs to me that i never use my microwave for anything other than reheating something

and reheated food tastes like shit in comparison to stuff that was cooked fresh

i mean i've tried cooking scrambled eggs in the microwave once

never again
but you should be able to cook anything in the microwave just like an oven

a canadian engineer said so
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#3681 Post by adr-admin »

i've started nuking pop tarts

i used to always toast them

but i actually prefer the nuclear option there


usually the (non)ionizing radiation chamber is something i use to rapidly melt something

like butter when baking

or frozen sauce dips


and i use it when i want a cup of hot water LOLZ


but for the pop tarts it keeps the outside soft while making the inside hot

and i actually liek dat in this specific case

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#3682 Post by Stofsk »

wat

he said that??

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#3683 Post by Zod »

Stofsk wrote:wat

he said that??
it was awhile ago but i remember him going off on how wasteful conventional ovens were, and that you could cook anything in the microwave with better energy efficiency
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#3684 Post by Aaron »

Yeah, because there more efficient. Guess he likes desiccated food.

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#3685 Post by The Spartan »

Technically it is true. It's just not particularly appetizing.

Which sort of defeats the point...

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#3686 Post by uraniun235 »

Yeah, I remember that too. Mike was going on in one thread about how conventional ovens are inefficient. To be fair I think he mentioned that he's got one of those microwaves that has a cooking lamp in it as well so that you can get some Maillard reaction going.


I use the microwave for cooking some stuff (I like doing vegetables in it), but there's other items that it's badly failed me on. For example, I like canned tomato soup when it's done on the stovetop, but I've tried the microwave with it and it comes out inedible to me.

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#3687 Post by starku »

Hate to say this boys but modern microwaves also work as convention ovens and are indeed better in every respect

The amazing technology of heating the air first is like ten years old

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#3688 Post by Aaron »

Well I still have the same microwave I had when we got married, so...

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#3689 Post by Dooey Jo »

i also use it mostly to melt and defrost things, and make oatmeal

and also to cook vegetables actually

i like them way better microwaved than boiled or raw, and i hear some vegetables are more nutritious cooked than raw anyway sooo

and sometimes i make hot coco
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#3690 Post by Zod »

starku wrote:Hate to say this boys but modern microwaves also work as convention ovens and are indeed better in every respect

The amazing technology of heating the air first is like ten years old
what about size? if you're cooking a meal for one or two people i could maybe see it, but 5+?
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#3691 Post by Stofsk »

starku wrote:Hate to say this boys but modern microwaves also work as convention ovens and are indeed better in every respect

The amazing technology of heating the air first is like ten years old
dude i seriously have a microwave that's about twenty years old

i mean shit it still works and like i said all i use it for is to reheat last night's left overs, so there's never been an incentive to purchase a new one

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#3692 Post by uraniun235 »

I looked it up, yeah, Mike's got a convection/microwave oven, so it's not really the same thing as "i microwave everything". LOL at that thread though, Faram says "I just threw away my fully functional Microwave oven, because I newer used it and it was taking space in my kitchen." and Marina pops in to say "you'll be sorry when everything goes to hell just around the corner!!"

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#3693 Post by starku »

i always used to lol

the power of the atom

controlled by junky mechanical timers with cheap plastic knobs like a goddamn washing machien

taht was the 90s alright :V

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#3694 Post by Manus Dei »

Stofsk wrote:
starku wrote:Hate to say this boys but modern microwaves also work as convention ovens and are indeed better in every respect

The amazing technology of heating the air first is like ten years old
dude i seriously have a microwave that's about twenty years old

i mean shit it still works and like i said all i use it for is to reheat last night's left overs, so there's never been an incentive to purchase a new one
this is the problem

modern microwaves make food nicer than old ones

but microwaves seem to be essentially god damn indestructable as long as you don't do something like sling a fork in there or something
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#3695 Post by starku »

Even $120 microwaves here have conventional elements, even it they're not proper convection

Just well the eighteen blenders you all own and get a new microwave :v

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#3696 Post by Aaron »

uraniun235 wrote:I looked it up, yeah, Mike's got a convection/microwave oven, so it's not really the same thing as "i microwave everything". LOL at that thread though, Faram says "I just threw away my fully functional Microwave oven, because I newer used it and it was taking space in my kitchen." and Marina pops in to say "you'll be sorry when everything goes to hell just around the corner!!"
Gonna hook a bike up to it and try and cook eggs with a bicycle powered microwave?

God, she's such a nuttcase.

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#3697 Post by The Spartan »

Well since we're posting our electric kitchen widgets I may as well post my list. Mostly because I'm bored.
-microwave
-blender
-rice cooker/steamer
-toaster
-George Foreman grill
-stand mixer
-hand mixer
-stick blender
-spice grinder
-food processor
-ice cream maker
-crock pot
-scale
-thermometer
-electric kettle

Plus a fridge and a dishwasher.

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#3698 Post by Stofsk »

Aaron wrote:Gonna hook a bike up to it and try and cook eggs with a bicycle powered microwave?
it's just not possible to fry an egg that way man

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#3699 Post by Aaron »

Not even with a bicycle powered hair dryer.

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#3700 Post by starku »

The Spartan wrote:Well since we're posting our electric kitchen widgets I may as well post my list. Mostly because I'm bored.
-microwave THAT SUCKS
-blender
-rice cooker/steamer
-toaster
-George Foreman grill
-stand mixer
-hand mixer
-stick blender
-spice grinder
-food processor
-ice cream maker
-crock pot
-scale
-thermometer
-electric kettle

Plus a fridge and a dishwasher.

FIXO!!

also she will power her microwave with the tea clipper she will be running into south america

yeah that's right

'tea'

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