The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Phantasee]

Vapourizers are the delivery method of choice for the successful pot heads. Way less smell on your clothes etc as well.

[Losonti Tokash]

So Occupy Lincoln is doing these community events every other Saturday in a local park. Now some nutball claiming to work for Parks and Rec is telling us it's against municipal code to "solict for a public event." The section they cited doesn't say anything like that at all, but I'm pretty amazed anyone would think a law preventing you from telling people about, for instance, a birthday party is reasonable.

[Flagg]

Damn communists and your rights.

[Losonti Tokash]

It is consistent with their habit of telling us shit on Friday afternoons so we can't. Contest it.

[Flagg]

Well, got approved for medical pot. Doc was nice and seemed very competent and not one to hand that shit out like candy so not shady or anything.

[Questor]

Flagg, with your luck the Feds are gonna raid you right before you light up the first time.

And I mean that in a supportive and caring way, it just seems consistent with your luck.

[Losonti Tokash]

i am sitting in some other lady's cubicle today and she has framed and displayed the same photo of one of her dogs three separate times, all cropped differently but with the same caption of "WELL HI THERE !!!!!"

[Agent Bert Macklin]

This was funny: My GP yesterday asked me if I was gay because of an ulcer in my throat (likely from Crohn's disease).

[starku]

Ulcers are a clear sign of the gay

[Losonti Tokash]

what in the actual fuck

[Agent Bert Macklin]

what in the actual fuck

I guess I got an ulcer by deep-throating cock.

[Flagg]

what in the actual fuck

I guess I got an ulcer by deep-throating cock.

Unless you're sucking xenomorph wang I don't see how that's even possible.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

I know. I don't why he thought the answer would be relevant.

[Flagg]

Flagg, with your luck the Feds are gonna raid you right before you light up the first time.

And I mean that in a supportive and caring way, it just seems consistent with your luck.

[Flagg]

I know. I don't why he thought the answer would be relevant.

Maybe he was just trying to pick you up. Maybe he wanted your knub inside of him?

[Agent Bert Macklin]

I know. I don't why he thought the answer would be relevant.

Maybe he was just trying to pick you up. Maybe he wanted your knub inside of him?

I'm saving that for a prospective porn project with my future girlfriend. www.knubfuck.com

[Phantasee]

Is anyone else unsettled by a person planning to produce porn with someone they haven't even met yet?

[uraniun235]

not really


i mean yeah it's goony as fuck but not unsettling

[Agent Bert Macklin]

Is anyone else unsettled by a person planning to produce porn with someone they haven't even met yet?

It was a joke.

[Zod]

Is anyone else unsettled by a person planning to produce porn with someone they haven't even met yet?

Well most porn is produced by two people who haven't even met til the day they fuck so I'm not sure what you're getting at.

[Phantasee]

that's a professional relationship

this is... different?

it was just a feeling

[Agent Bert Macklin]

It was a joke, dunderhead.

[Phantasee]

KNUBBLE TOV HAS BEEN BANNED FOR MAKING ME QUESTION MYSELF

[Questor]

Have Webber and Vettel been pre-emptively banned for making you question yourself all last year?

[Phantasee]

Vettel has sucked a lot this season, and Mark won Monaco so I'm good.