The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution
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long after giving up hope, the perfect summer job landed in my lap as if by special providence
yayy
yayy
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most awkward conversation of my entire life
my mom told me to find a girlfriend now that i'm (almost) 24
i don't want to have this discussion! no! no no no no
i can't even look at her now
my mom told me to find a girlfriend now that i'm (almost) 24
i don't want to have this discussion! no! no no no no
i can't even look at her now
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i dunno dude i'd been dating rhea for like a month and my mom just blurts out to us "any babies you guys would be screwed since you both have horrible genes"
or the time in high school she found out i liked a black girl and freaked out
or the time in high school she found out i liked a black girl and freaked out
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Chai cervical? Is it a good idea to be pouring tea there?
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Did she cut you with the straight razor she hid in her weave?Losonti Tokash wrote:i dunno dude i'd been dating rhea for like a month and my mom just blurts out to us "any babies you guys would be screwed since you both have horrible genes"
or the time in high school she found out i liked a black girl and freaked out
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Jeffery?
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Haha. Dr. Chai did the procedure. He's a cool dude.Zod wrote:Chai cervical? Is it a good idea to be pouring tea there?
I know my name is spelled in a weird way, Flagg.
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No. It's spelled wrong.
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Blame the dumbasses who named my uncle that and my mother for doing the same. It's not my fault.Flagg wrote:No. It's spelled wrong.
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Look at least your grandfather didn't write his own last name wrong on your fathers birth certificate.
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So yesterday my sister, her boyfriend, and I went on a road trip. Clarissa and Traven wanted to go back to Huntington and I was going to stay with my Dad in Boone County.
Approximation of what Boone county is like, Boone County is the white trash of white trash.
So yesterday we drove up from Elkins, well we stopped off in Summersville to meet Traven's old roommate, Scott, at Summersville Lake. Well we're swimming and cliff diving for about an hour when Scott decides he's going to jump out of a tree overhanging the cliff face into the water, the tree was wet from where it had been raining, he slipped and fell. I'm in the water right below him and I see him smack his left leg off the cliff face and hear a loud crack and I thought he may have hit his head on the cliff face. Thankfully he didn't and the crack was the sound of a rock breaking rather than his leg and he now has a bruised bone around his ankle. LOLrednecks doing stupid shit.
Approximation of what Boone county is like, Boone County is the white trash of white trash.
So yesterday we drove up from Elkins, well we stopped off in Summersville to meet Traven's old roommate, Scott, at Summersville Lake. Well we're swimming and cliff diving for about an hour when Scott decides he's going to jump out of a tree overhanging the cliff face into the water, the tree was wet from where it had been raining, he slipped and fell. I'm in the water right below him and I see him smack his left leg off the cliff face and hear a loud crack and I thought he may have hit his head on the cliff face. Thankfully he didn't and the crack was the sound of a rock breaking rather than his leg and he now has a bruised bone around his ankle. LOLrednecks doing stupid shit.
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Traven hates that phrase so when him and I were driving Scott to the hospital Scott and I joked that he YOLOed too hard.Phantasee wrote:yolo
I found a video of some people jumping where we were at, we were jumping from this exact rock, that tree on they're using to climb beside was the tree he fell out of. That berm is the top part of the Summersville Dam.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rG0Q2v4hC70
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I turn 24 today. I spent all of yesterday in a grey mood. I can't pin down what the cause is.
She texted me last night to wish me happy birthday, and it turned into a conversation. It was nice, I'd missed our conversations like that. Then abruptly she said we should stop because it will only make it worse.
Well, gee, that was helpful. Fuck.
She texted me last night to wish me happy birthday, and it turned into a conversation. It was nice, I'd missed our conversations like that. Then abruptly she said we should stop because it will only make it worse.
Well, gee, that was helpful. Fuck.
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It's like Return of the King or something, you think it's over, but nope. Here's the actual ending… or is it?
We haven't really stopped talking, how is it supposed to be over?
We haven't really stopped talking, how is it supposed to be over?
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What are you on about?
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he has one problem that jay-z lacks
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Phant, do you want an internet psychoanalysis?
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As long as it's psychos doing the analysis, I'd read it.
Just keep your chin up, Phant. Remember that there are people worse off than you. Remember that you can make things better for yourself.
Just keep your chin up, Phant. Remember that there are people worse off than you. Remember that you can make things better for yourself.
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It's Monday. It's raining. The sky is grey. I just filled out my tax return.
Vacation is not what I'd imagined it would be.
Vacation is not what I'd imagined it would be.
People in glass trousers shouldn't shit bricks.
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I'll just say this: thank Christ for PDFs. They make my commute to school far more pleasant. No more back aches.