The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

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#2026 Post by Nietzslime »

long after giving up hope, the perfect summer job landed in my lap as if by special providence

yayy
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#2027 Post by Phantasee »

most awkward conversation of my entire life

my mom told me to find a girlfriend now that i'm (almost) 24

i don't want to have this discussion! no! no no no no

i can't even look at her now
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#2028 Post by Losonti Tokash »

i dunno dude i'd been dating rhea for like a month and my mom just blurts out to us "any babies you guys would be screwed since you both have horrible genes"

or the time in high school she found out i liked a black girl and freaked out :v

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#2029 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

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Implement an automatic re-size feature, ADR!

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#2030 Post by Zod »

Chai cervical? Is it a good idea to be pouring tea there?
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#2031 Post by Flagg »

Losonti Tokash wrote:i dunno dude i'd been dating rhea for like a month and my mom just blurts out to us "any babies you guys would be screwed since you both have horrible genes"

or the time in high school she found out i liked a black girl and freaked out :v
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#2032 Post by Flagg »

Knubble tov wrote:https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 7668_o.jpg

Implement an automatic re-size feature, KING ADAM!

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#2033 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

Zod wrote:Chai cervical? Is it a good idea to be pouring tea there?
Haha. Dr. Chai did the procedure. He's a cool dude.

I know my name is spelled in a weird way, Flagg.

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#2034 Post by Flagg »

No. It's spelled wrong.
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#2035 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

Flagg wrote:No. It's spelled wrong.
Blame the dumbasses who named my uncle that and my mother for doing the same. It's not my fault.

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#2036 Post by Aaron »

Look at least your grandfather didn't write his own last name wrong on your fathers birth certificate.

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#2037 Post by Director of Celestial Intelligence »

So yesterday my sister, her boyfriend, and I went on a road trip. Clarissa and Traven wanted to go back to Huntington and I was going to stay with my Dad in Boone County.
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Approximation of what Boone county is like, Boone County is the white trash of white trash.

So yesterday we drove up from Elkins, well we stopped off in Summersville to meet Traven's old roommate, Scott, at Summersville Lake. Well we're swimming and cliff diving for about an hour when Scott decides he's going to jump out of a tree overhanging the cliff face into the water, the tree was wet from where it had been raining, he slipped and fell. I'm in the water right below him and I see him smack his left leg off the cliff face and hear a loud crack and I thought he may have hit his head on the cliff face. Thankfully he didn't and the crack was the sound of a rock breaking rather than his leg and he now has a bruised bone around his ankle. LOLrednecks doing stupid shit.

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#2038 Post by Phantasee »

yolo
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#2039 Post by Director of Celestial Intelligence »

Phantasee wrote:yolo
Traven hates that phrase so when him and I were driving Scott to the hospital Scott and I joked that he YOLOed too hard.

I found a video of some people jumping where we were at, we were jumping from this exact rock, that tree on they're using to climb beside was the tree he fell out of. That berm is the top part of the Summersville Dam.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rG0Q2v4hC70

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#2040 Post by Phantasee »

I turn 24 today. I spent all of yesterday in a grey mood. I can't pin down what the cause is.

She texted me last night to wish me happy birthday, and it turned into a conversation. It was nice, I'd missed our conversations like that. Then abruptly she said we should stop because it will only make it worse.

Well, gee, that was helpful. Fuck.
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#2041 Post by Phantasee »

It's like Return of the King or something, you think it's over, but nope. Here's the actual ending… or is it?

We haven't really stopped talking, how is it supposed to be over?
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#2042 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

What are you on about?

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#2043 Post by Nietzslime »

he has one problem that jay-z lacks
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#2044 Post by thejester »

phant have you considered new zealand garage rock


http://youtube.com/watch?v=4E1ptItaRR4

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#2045 Post by Phantasee »

all of the above are probably correct
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#2046 Post by Questor »

Phant, do you want an internet psychoanalysis?

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#2047 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

As long as it's psychos doing the analysis, I'd read it.

Just keep your chin up, Phant. Remember that there are people worse off than you. Remember that you can make things better for yourself.

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#2048 Post by Phantasee »

i'm just in a foul mood

it'll pass
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#2049 Post by Bounty »

It's Monday. It's raining. The sky is grey. I just filled out my tax return.

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#2050 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

I'll just say this: thank Christ for PDFs. They make my commute to school far more pleasant. No more back aches.

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