The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Flagg]

You live in Colorado?

[Zod]

You live in Colorado?

stuck in colorado is more like it

but unfortunately yes

[Zod]

oh god

i didn't think i could find a pizza chain that had worse pizza than domino's

if i had to put this place on a quality of 1 to 10, i'd say they got a negative 3

if i didn't know any better i'd swear they microwaved their pizzas

[Veef]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5IWwM26OxiM

how about this pizza

[Zod]

i wouldn't consider that real pizza

[Nietzslime]

procrastination reaching self-parody levels

however i am not starting smoking as a means to try to lose weight, pretendingwishingpretending to be a psychopath, claiming that drunk driving is perfectly justified while slurring my speech, or attempting to play the stock market after spending a summer reading economics books and watching sgu to attempt to prove my mastery of the knowledge contained therein

so i am still one up on my friends

[Phantasee]

Fuck I'm dumb for agreeing to have this meeting over breakfast. Not only will I be at a disadvantage because I'm half asleep, it's just too fucking early and I'm missing out on my beauty sleep! I just want to occupy my bed

[uraniun235]

Selected synopses from TNG Season 8...

Starfleet sends a cantankerous admiral to boss around Picard during delicate peace talks. Data seems to have mastered bragging.

Geordie falls in love with a beautiful girl who turns out to be the exotic pet of a visiting dignitary. Riker's birthday party is a success.

The Enterprise fills with water, Riker must swim through increasingly flooded Jefferies tubes to reach the valve. Data learns to snap.

Wes rebuilds the Genesis Device for fun, with dire consequences. Riker sees a spider in his shower, immediately detaches the saucer section.

The warp core needs to be shut down because it's full of ants. Picard and Dr. Crusher engage in a very sexy 47 min staring contest.

https://twitter.com/#!/tng_s8

[Stofsk]

i can totally see the hacks who were on the staff late TNG do most of these episodes

a lot of them have 'brannon braga' written all over them

[uraniun235]

some of them are pretty much just a slight variation on (or even a straight rip on) plot points that actually happened, albeit not all on TNG

"Worf refuses to enjoy the pleasure-planet Risa." (that one DS9 episode)
"Troi gets drunk." (First Contact)
"The Enterprise grows a positronic brain via holodeck and misbehaves." (the TNG ep with the holodeck train conductor and shit)

and the big one:

"Miles O'Brien secretly hates his wife, job and the crew in general." (all of DS9, lol)

[Veef]

tree hit the roof and deck

i was a little scared

;-;

[Phantasee]

My Facebook is full of people in Boston bitching about the weather.

Hope your roof isn't too banged up, Veef.

[starku]

Ability to express concern without self-promotion assesse at zero

[thejester]

not as banged up as the bruins

[Veef]

not as banged up as the bruins

I KNOW RIGHT

at least RASK took out that guy with an aggressive save

highlight of the evening

tree

did not hit the house but some of the railings on the deck are smashed

that stupid patio table survived though

[timmy]

Selected synopses from TNG Season 8...

A sentient nebula chases the ship, which has nowhere to hide, because usually it would be in a nebula. Data adopts a dog, snake, and parrot.

[Darth Nostril]

Got back from Skin Two Rubber Ball twelve hours ago .... still floating on cloud nine.

[Mr.Coffee]

Got back from Skin Two Rubber Ball twelve hours ago .... still floating on cloud nine.

Fetish club/party?

[Civil War Man]

The prime directive is completely ignored when Picard really wants to ride a Centaur. Geordie sleeps through the whole episode by accident.

Geordie and Data nurse a space bird back to health, and are sad when they have to release it. Picard is trapped in a turbolift with a baby.

I would watch these.

[Phantasee]

I put on my winter tires at my cousin's house last night, and either on the drive home or today on my drive to school I lost a wheel cover.

I don't like wheel covers on winter tires, you're just asking to lose one in the snow. It's a little aggravating losing this one well before it snows, though. I wouldn't have put them on the new rims, but my cousin tossed them on as he tightened the tires I had already done with the torque wrench. I guess one wasn't fully on.

[Darth Nostril]

Got back from Skin Two Rubber Ball twelve hours ago .... still floating on cloud nine.

Fetish club/party?

http://www.skintwoevents.com/ had a most excellent time

[Civil War Man]

Here's a question for general consideration.

Like many people on this board, I have to deal with First World Problems. Being First World Problems, they are irritating, but I know how lucky I am that I don't have any worse problems to deal with. So I feel like an ass when I catch myself doing something like stressing out over something with my job when I know I'm lucky to even have it in the current state of things.

My question is this: Does feeling guilt over obsessing about First World Problems count as a First World Problem?

[Zod]

Yes.

[Civil War Man]

Yeah, I came to the same conclusion. I just thought it was interesting as I was waking up this morning. Pretty much the only way to stop having first world problems is to stop living in the first world, since even acknowledging that you have first world problems is a first world problem. No escape.

That last statement, by the way, is also a first world problem.

[Stofsk]

Almost a week ago my dog injured himself whilst chasing some birds. Apparently he tore a ligament in his right hindleg, requiring an operation.

So Gizmo had his operation today. We picked him up from the vet over an hour ago, and he's pretty weak and groggy. Mum bought him a fancy new bed, and she's tucked him in with a blanket and watching over him like... well, like a mother does.



daw he's so cute, poor thing ;(