The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Gands]

Good luck, Aaron.

+1

And then some.

[Phantasee]

PIECE OF SHIT

my phone froze up and on me two rings in to a phone call

and i can't restart the damn thing because the lock button is broken

i'm patient with apps crashing on me (fucking twitter) semi-regularly (fucking facebook) (fucking messages) (fucking camera+) (fucking foursquare) (fucking calculator)

but if the fucking phone app freezes the whole device

i am fucking angry

completely unacceptable

do you hear me, ghost of steve jobs?

[Flagg]

Fuck, had a huge hemmerroid today and it popped. Is still bleeding, too.

[Nietzslime]

edit: i have never used this smiler before this day

[Count Chocula]

There's too much sharing going on here. Where do I bitch about the other white meat?

Half of their new topics are from Drudge and The Blaze. Shhh. Don't tell them.

Aaron, by the time my cousin's 34 maybe he'll get some help for the Rangers/Irag/Afghanistan shit. He's still in full testosterone macho drink-beer-till-you-can't-stand mode right now.

[Darth Fanboy]

Fuck, had a huge hemmerroid today and it popped. Is still bleeding, too.

Is that the one you nicknamed Tubbs?

[Losonti Tokash]

man i'd never heard of the blaze until they ran a story on a lady around here who got her house broken into by three dudes, beaten up, and had homophobic slurs sprayed on her walls and carved into her skin before they set her house on fire

the comments were pretty fucking atrocious

edit: also it's weird when i see instant sunrise and pick posting on SA for some reason

[Aaron]

There's too much sharing going on here. Where do I bitch about the other white meat?

Half of their new topics are from Drudge and The Blaze. Shhh. Don't tell them.

Aaron, by the time my cousin's 34 maybe he'll get some help for the Rangers/Irag/Afghanistan shit. He's still in full testosterone macho drink-beer-till-you-can't-stand mode right now.

I hope it works out for him.

[Flagg]

Fuck, had a huge hemmerroid today and it popped. Is still bleeding, too.

Is that the one you nicknamed Tubbs?

Incidentally, yes.

[Gands]

I used to get hemorrhoids.

The cream for it is called Anusol. Hehehe.

[Aaron]

"Anus sooth pile cream."

[Flagg]

Well I've been having nonstop diarreah ever since my surgery so thats why I had the hemmerroid. Fucker was so big it felt like I had half a turd hanging out my ass. You wouldn't believe how big the clot was, either.

[Oxymoron]

That sounds nasty.


Have you talked with your GP about the diarrhea ? Isn't there anything that could be done to make it stop ?

[Flagg]

I've talked to my surgeon about it and they took a specimen and we're waiting for results from the lab. They have put me on probiotics but I may need a different brand because they have to be live and we're not sure the ones I'm taking are.

[Flagg]

Ugh, still bleeding from the ass. At least I know it's not internal, but I'm running out of underwear that doesn't look like it has period blood all over it.

[Zod]

Ugh, still bleeding from the ass. At least I know it's not internal, but I'm running out of underwear that doesn't look like it has period blood all over it.

so

have you considered getting a box of tampons or pads?

just an idea

[Flagg]

I actually tried packin it with some toilet paper but when I pulled it out it hurt so fucking bad I screamed like a little girl. So no.

[Losonti Tokash]

i would not recommend putting anything into your ass

but a pad would probably do a pretty good job containing the bleeding, at least protecting your clothes a bit

[Flagg]

Oh, I didn't put it up my ass, just against the ruptered hemmerroid. If I could afford some pads I'd probably do that, but I can't so I'll just wash all my underwear every day until it stops.

[Straha]

Both the landlords of the houses I toured today told me that they were in great neighborhoods and I'd be absolutely safe... if I "just avoided the blacks." I'm seriously thinking of trying to find new places to look at so I wouldn't have to rent from those fuckers.

[Flagg]

Both the landlords of the houses I toured today told me that they were in great neighborhoods and I'd be absolutely safe... if I "just avoided the blacks." I'm seriously thinking of trying to find new places to look at so I wouldn't have to rent from those fuckers.

Maybe there's a family named Black that you should avoid?

[Zod]

Don't trust the landlord's word for anything. Just saying.

[Count Chocula]

Don't shop for houses on Grimmauld Place...or where assholes own the property.

[Phantasee]

I fear I may have made it a habit of tilting at windmills.

[Phantasee]

Wait nvm wiki tells me tilting at windmills implies an imaginary enemy

What's a phrase for engaging people that have dark motives even when the organization isn't one you would otherwise care about? Because I just bought a $25 membership for a society that's having an AGM today and there are some shady constitutional amendments being out forward I'm going to argue against after reading the constitution for the first time in 25 minutes. And am currently part of a lawsuit against the executive of a similar society for violating their constitution. Apparently the amendments out forward today are to avoid getting sued like the other group (by legitimizing their actions).

I need a new hobby.