The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Zod]

Freaky medical dreams are always awesome (and by that I mean terrible). Imagine discovering a zit somehow appears on the side of your stomach; you don't know how it got there but when you go to pop it, it doesn't just pop. It starts coming out as a string and you discover it's really a tapeworm poking its head out.

[Agent Bert Macklin]

So, tell me again why Paypal gift payments have to abide by the "21 day hold" before you can trnasfer funds? Assholes.

Never mind, lol.

[Zod]

So, tell me again why Paypal gift payments have to abide by the "21 day hold" before you can trnasfer funds? Assholes.

Never mind, lol.

Hope you never have to sell anything with them. They'll hold your received payments for weeks until you bitch them out to release your funds. (Incidentally I do not use them anymore.)

[Agent Bert Macklin]

So, tell me again why Paypal gift payments have to abide by the "21 day hold" before you can trnasfer funds? Assholes.

Never mind, lol.

Hope you never have to sell anything with them. They'll hold your received payments for weeks until you bitch them out to release your funds. (Incidentally I do not use them anymore.)

I sell things but require buyers to send via Paypal gift. It seems that 21 day policy doesn't apply to gift payments.

[Nietzslime]

My life has become Fringe as Fuck. Nothing makes sense or is consistent from person to person. Every once in a while it's like 'Oh, what did the last seeming authority tell you? That was wrong, bizarre, and possibly illegal.' I fully expect to hear soon that I'll be able to solve my problems by bartering away a chair and half a hot dog with the right people.

[Darth Fanboy]

Have you tried switching your jerk off hand yet?

I didn't read most of your post I got bored part way through but I imagine it is the solution to your problem.

[Flagg]

Christ I just wanna get drunk off my ass, but my license is expired and my mom refuses to buy me liquor. I can't even walk to the corner store and buy a couple six packs. None of this would have happened if my grandfather hadn't been bullied into not moving in with us out here by my cunt relatives who just want his money.

[thejester]

it's ok buddy

I cracked one for you

[Flagg]

Thanks.

[Nietzslime]

i made what is normally an excellent stiff vodka drink but i mixed it wrong and now it has too much of muchness - too much lime, too much vanilla, too much sweetness, etcetera

the excess has made it foul

[Phantasee]

Thought I was going to meet an old friend tonight, turns out I was being set up for a beating instead. Good thing the person who tried to set me up grew a conscience last minute.

I got played pretty well, they definitely know me. Pretty unsettling.

[Questor]

Thought I was going to meet an old friend tonight, turns out I was being set up for a beating instead. Good thing the person who tried to set me up grew a conscience last minute.

I got played pretty well, they definitely know me. Pretty unsettling.

Why were you being set up for a beating, and is this not disturbing for you?

Are you doing "refuse delivery" as a truck driver or something?

[Stofsk]

life's shit like that

[Losonti Tokash]

Thought I was going to meet an old friend tonight, turns out I was being set up for a beating instead. Good thing the person who tried to set me up grew a conscience last minute.

I got played pretty well, they definitely know me. Pretty unsettling.

Shit dude, that's fucked. What was going on they wanted to have you beaten?

[Flagg]

Thought I was going to meet an old friend tonight, turns out I was being set up for a beating instead. Good thing the person who tried to set me up grew a conscience last minute.

I got played pretty well, they definitely know me. Pretty unsettling.

Shit dude, that's fucked. What was going on they wanted to have you beaten?

It's Phant, I'd pay a solid $10 to have him beaten.

[Zod]

Christ I just wanna get drunk off my ass, but my license is expired and my mom refuses to buy me liquor. I can't even walk to the corner store and buy a couple six packs. None of this would have happened if my grandfather hadn't been bullied into not moving in with us out here by my cunt relatives who just want his money.

Can't you just get your license renewed?

[Flagg]

Christ I just wanna get drunk off my ass, but my license is expired and my mom refuses to buy me liquor. I can't even walk to the corner store and buy a couple six packs. None of this would have happened if my grandfather hadn't been bullied into not moving in with us out here by my cunt relatives who just want his money.

Can't you just get your license renewed?

Yeah, just need to go to the DMV, wait 3 hours, and pay them money. I'm lazy.

[Phantasee]

Few possibilities: someone has a disagreement with me and thinks violence is an acceptable way to resolve disputes; I stepped on someone's toes and they think violence is a good way to deliver a message; Flagg paid someone $10 (they wanted to do it for the hell of it).

I try to not get involved in disputes, it's easier to just not care too strongly about little shit. I don't think I have any disagreements with anyone recently.

I'm thinking I stepped on someone's toes, which happens, but not many people would react like this. Most people would either tell me, or fuck me over in some other way later if they wanted to hold a grudge. It has to be someone with like-minded friends, because you don't jump someone alone. That can go either way.

The old friend is still out of town and says he hasn't talked to anyone here lately, so it's someone who knows him, and knows we know each other.

I'm just going to act like nothing happened and see who slips up.

[Nietzslime]

what the hell, man

[starku]

Melodrama

[Flagg]

Yay, they didn't card me. Now I'm getting drunk on Becks.

[Zod]

Yay, they didn't card me. Now I'm getting drunk on Becks.

I've found that some liquor stores don't care when your id expires as long as it says you're over 21

[thejester]

Yay, they didn't card me. Now I'm getting drunk on Becks.

terrible choice is terrible

[artemas]

terrible choice is terrible

[starku]

Beer elitists are funny

Somehow 'xxxx gold sure is bad' became 'as shown by my favorite micro I have amazing taste'