The Testingtard's Lament: Boo-Hoo-in' Revolution

[Flagg]

I knew when I posted what brand of beer I prefer some dumb Edi cunt would make a negative comment on it. It wouldn't matter what brand it was, either.

[Zod]

Beer elitists are funny

Somehow 'xxxx gold sure is bad' became 'as shown by my favorite micro I have amazing taste'

i always get funny looks when i tell people i don't like beer but i like hard liquor just fine

[Civil War Man]

Yeah, just need to go to the DMV, wait 3 hours, and pay them money. I'm lazy.

You can get it through AAA if you are a member. You still pay the renewal fees, but the lines tend to be a lot shorter.

[Flagg]

Well this has been a fun few days. On the way home from my doctors appointment today we got t-boned by a cunt in a pickup who ran a red light with no license and no insurance. I have another concussion, my right eye is all red, and my mom (who was driving) and I both have major whiplash. The car is pretty much totaled. Least I got some painkillers out of it.

[Zod]

Well this has been a fun few days. On the way home from my doctors appointment today we got t-boned by a cunt in a pickup who ran a red light with no license and no insurance. I have another concussion, my right eye is all red, and my mom (who was driving) and I both have major whiplash. The car is pretty much totaled. Least I got some painkillers out of it.

Sounds like prime lawsuit material.

[uraniun235]

Well this has been a fun few days. On the way home from my doctors appointment today we got t-boned by a cunt in a pickup who ran a red light with no license and no insurance. I have another concussion, my right eye is all red, and my mom (who was driving) and I both have major whiplash. The car is pretty much totaled. Least I got some painkillers out of it.

Sounds like prime lawsuit material.

that pickup driver is probably broke as shit

[Flagg]

Well this has been a fun few days. On the way home from my doctors appointment today we got t-boned by a cunt in a pickup who ran a red light with no license and no insurance. I have another concussion, my right eye is all red, and my mom (who was driving) and I both have major whiplash. The car is pretty much totaled. Least I got some painkillers out of it.

Sounds like prime lawsuit material.

that pickup driver is probably broke as shit

Maybe if I sue hard enough I'll get his meth lab.

[Zod]

Well this has been a fun few days. On the way home from my doctors appointment today we got t-boned by a cunt in a pickup who ran a red light with no license and no insurance. I have another concussion, my right eye is all red, and my mom (who was driving) and I both have major whiplash. The car is pretty much totaled. Least I got some painkillers out of it.

Sounds like prime lawsuit material.

that pickup driver is probably broke as shit

maybe it's not his pickup

liability time

at the very least it sounds like the shitstain deserves some jailtime

[Flagg]

Sounds like prime lawsuit material.

that pickup driver is probably broke as shit

maybe it's not his pickup

liability time

Well he did call his mommy to the scene...

at the very least it sounds like the shitstain deserves some jailtime

$550 fine according to the officer. If I wasn't all fucked up I'd have stalked the halls of the ER until I found his room and fucked his ass up.

[Questor]

I can't find my passport.

This is irritating, and will probably cause me to disassemble my apartment until I find it.

[Losonti Tokash]

Glad you and your mom made it out alright, Flagg. I'll be sure to give the police some extra abuse for you this weekend. :p

[Bounty]

God hates Flaggs?

A girl gave me a knitted Toad from Super Mario bros. It's adorable.

[Flagg]

Glad you and your mom made it out alright, Flagg. I'll be sure to give the police some extra abuse for you this weekend. :p

Hehe thanks. The cop was really cool, as is usual from my experience. He was pissed at the guy too.

[Flagg]

I'm seriously considering murdering the fucker that totaled my car.

[Veef]

my mother's friend died from cancer today

[Bounty]

I'm seriously considering murdering the fucker that totaled my car.

okay

one

i don't see you murdering anyone without accidentally killing yourself in a hilariously sequence of mishaps

two

the odds of you getting to him before his liver explodes and/or he kisses a tree at 80mph are slim

three

you can barely manage to stay alive as is, so your chances in prison are like a number under zero

[Aaron]

So my daughter asked me to come and talk to her class about the military and her grandfather/great grandfathers medals, and holy shit was it hot in there. My shirt is totally soaked.

[Flagg]

I'm seriously considering murdering the fucker that totaled my car.

okay

one

i don't see you murdering anyone without accidentally killing yourself in a hilariously sequence of mishaps

Probable.

two

the odds of you getting to him before his liver explodes and/or he kisses a tree at 80mph are slim

Unlikely. The fumes from cooking meth will likely finish him off before either of those.

three

you can barely manage to stay alive as is, so your chances in prison are like a number under zero

Likely.

[Flagg]

So we got a new car yesterday. It's a loaded '96 ford explorer. The other car was totaled but we got alot more for it than we expected so we don't have to make payments we just bought it outright.

[Phantasee]

Those Explorers are fun, I had a 92. Is it an auto or manual? Be careful about your locking hubs on the front axle for the 4x4, if it's the automatic locking hubs you'll be okay, if it's the manual locking hubs you have to make sure you disengage both of them (or your axle will snap unexpectedly one day ).

[starku]

Poor person buys 4x4 everyone laughs

[artemas]

i understand australia doesnt have snow???

[starku]

we have snow MACHIENS

[Flagg]

It's AWD automatic. It was the cheapest car we could afford. We actually get free gas for my appointments and shit so it's not that big a burden as far as that goes.

[Phantasee]

Explorers aren't AWD, they're RWD with 4WD. You have to actually engage the 4WD when you need it. AWD is always on.