Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

[Zablorg]

someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs

[Zod]

someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs

What they're saying is that women really just want to see our tits. Typical.

[Phantasee]

'my style is like sex in the shower, fresh as fuck'

thanks for that kanye

[Zablorg]

honestly i'd think sex in the shower would be kind of hazardous

[Losonti Tokash]

live dangerously zabs

[timmy]

I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.

[weemadando]

I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.

All the most awkward anecdotes involve sex.

[timmy]

If this place was a bar and we were all four beers in then it'd be alright.

[The Spartan]

Come to think of it, I've never had sex in the shower. I've showered with girlfriends (separately, not a big shower orgy), but we never had sex...

It was always after, actually.

[Aaron]

Its easy to slip and fall, bashing your foot (where the toe was cut off naturally), your knee and your head. Jacuzzi tubs work better.

[timmy]

I once nearly drowned getting intimate in a jacuzzi. She got carried away.

[Aaron]

Val and I are seriously talking about a shower room with a bench big enough to lay down on.

[RogueIce]

You need a proper sex shower, rather than a bathtub/shower combo:



Something like that, though I have seen more spacious ones that would be better.

Not to say it can't be done in a bathtub/shower combo, but it is more difficult.

[Zod]

Showers seem like they're better for foreplay than actual sex. I'd be too worried about slipping and hitting my head or something.

[Phantasee]

Shower like the one rogue posted are pretty nice, tho I've never had sex in any kind of shower.

[Oxymoron]

The problem with the kind of shower Rogue posted, is that if you do slip and fall, the chances of you hitting your neck / the back of your head over the bench are pretty high.

[RogueIce]

As I said, there are bigger ones out there so it'd be less of an issue.

Alternatively you could just sit on the bench and let her ride you. Or have her lean/kneel/whatever against it and go doggy style. There are many options.

[Questor]

I love shower rooms. So much easier to use than the usual shower/tub setup. I especially like the ones that have the absolutely huge rain-type shower heads.

[RogueIce]

This would no doubt make your sexual escapades in the shower easier.

[Oxymoron]

Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?

[Aaron]

Space

[Oxymoron]

You and your fancy considerations.

[Questor]

Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?

The neighbors would talk...

[weemadando]

Cracked the screen on my Galaxy Note. Not sure how, hadn't dropped it in a while, maybe am earlier, unnoticed crack in a corner got torqued *just so* or something.

Anyhow - diagonal, top right to bottom left, whole of the glass. Thankfully its very thin and only really noticeable because I'm peeved about it, or when I look at an oblique angle.

Ah well. 220 bucks to have it fixed. Or 200ish for parts and shipping to fix it myself...

[Aaron]

Is that the tablet?