Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance
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someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick
i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs
i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs
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What they're saying is that women really just want to see our tits. Typical.Zablorg wrote:someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick
i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs
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honestly i'd think sex in the shower would be kind of hazardous
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live dangerously zabs
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I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"
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All the most awkward anecdotes involve sex.timmy wrote:I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.
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If this place was a bar and we were all four beers in then it'd be alright.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"
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Come to think of it, I've never had sex in the shower. I've showered with girlfriends (separately, not a big shower orgy), but we never had sex...
It was always after, actually.
It was always after, actually.
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Its easy to slip and fall, bashing your foot (where the toe was cut off naturally), your knee and your head. Jacuzzi tubs work better.
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I once nearly drowned getting intimate in a jacuzzi. She got carried away.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"
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Val and I are seriously talking about a shower room with a bench big enough to lay down on.
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You need a proper sex shower, rather than a bathtub/shower combo:
Something like that, though I have seen more spacious ones that would be better.
Not to say it can't be done in a bathtub/shower combo, but it is more difficult.
Something like that, though I have seen more spacious ones that would be better.
Not to say it can't be done in a bathtub/shower combo, but it is more difficult.
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Showers seem like they're better for foreplay than actual sex. I'd be too worried about slipping and hitting my head or something.
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The problem with the kind of shower Rogue posted, is that if you do slip and fall, the chances of you hitting your neck / the back of your head over the bench are pretty high.
No.
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As I said, there are bigger ones out there so it'd be less of an issue.
Alternatively you could just sit on the bench and let her ride you. Or have her lean/kneel/whatever against it and go doggy style. There are many options.
Alternatively you could just sit on the bench and let her ride you. Or have her lean/kneel/whatever against it and go doggy style. There are many options.
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I love shower rooms. So much easier to use than the usual shower/tub setup. I especially like the ones that have the absolutely huge rain-type shower heads.
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This would no doubt make your sexual escapades in the shower easier.
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The neighbors would talk...Oxymoron wrote:Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?
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Cracked the screen on my Galaxy Note. Not sure how, hadn't dropped it in a while, maybe am earlier, unnoticed crack in a corner got torqued *just so* or something.
Anyhow - diagonal, top right to bottom left, whole of the glass. Thankfully its very thin and only really noticeable because I'm peeved about it, or when I look at an oblique angle.
Ah well. 220 bucks to have it fixed. Or 200ish for parts and shipping to fix it myself...
Anyhow - diagonal, top right to bottom left, whole of the glass. Thankfully its very thin and only really noticeable because I'm peeved about it, or when I look at an oblique angle.
Ah well. 220 bucks to have it fixed. Or 200ish for parts and shipping to fix it myself...
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Is that the tablet?