Lament 3: Cry Hard With A Vengeance

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#176 Post by Zablorg »

someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs

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#177 Post by Zod »

Zablorg wrote:someday i hope to study and capture the specific style that makes romance covers tick

i think it has something to do with lighting conditions that accentuate pecs
What they're saying is that women really just want to see our tits. Typical.
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#178 Post by Phantasee »

'my style is like sex in the shower, fresh as fuck'

thanks for that kanye
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#179 Post by Zablorg »

honestly i'd think sex in the shower would be kind of hazardous

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#180 Post by Losonti Tokash »

live dangerously zabs

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#181 Post by timmy »

I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.
"also it really shits my mum so it's a good way of winding her up"

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#182 Post by weemadando »

timmy wrote:I was about to launch into a story about sex in the shower but then remembered that fond memories from my sexual history don't really make good anecdotes.
All the most awkward anecdotes involve sex.

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#183 Post by timmy »

If this place was a bar and we were all four beers in then it'd be alright.
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#184 Post by The Spartan »

Come to think of it, I've never had sex in the shower. I've showered with girlfriends (separately, not a big shower orgy), but we never had sex...

It was always after, actually.

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#185 Post by Aaron »

Its easy to slip and fall, bashing your foot (where the toe was cut off naturally), your knee and your head. Jacuzzi tubs work better.

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#186 Post by timmy »

I once nearly drowned getting intimate in a jacuzzi. She got carried away.
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#187 Post by Aaron »

Val and I are seriously talking about a shower room with a bench big enough to lay down on.

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#188 Post by RogueIce »

You need a proper sex shower, rather than a bathtub/shower combo:

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Something like that, though I have seen more spacious ones that would be better.

Not to say it can't be done in a bathtub/shower combo, but it is more difficult.

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#189 Post by Zod »

Showers seem like they're better for foreplay than actual sex. I'd be too worried about slipping and hitting my head or something.
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#190 Post by Phantasee »

Shower like the one rogue posted are pretty nice, tho I've never had sex in any kind of shower.
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#191 Post by Oxymoron »

The problem with the kind of shower Rogue posted, is that if you do slip and fall, the chances of you hitting your neck / the back of your head over the bench are pretty high.
No.

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#192 Post by RogueIce »

As I said, there are bigger ones out there so it'd be less of an issue.

Alternatively you could just sit on the bench and let her ride you. Or have her lean/kneel/whatever against it and go doggy style. There are many options.

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#193 Post by Questor »

I love shower rooms. So much easier to use than the usual shower/tub setup. I especially like the ones that have the absolutely huge rain-type shower heads.

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#194 Post by RogueIce »

This would no doubt make your sexual escapades in the shower easier.

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#195 Post by Oxymoron »

Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?
No.

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#196 Post by Aaron »

Space

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#197 Post by Oxymoron »

You and your fancy considerations.
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#198 Post by Questor »

Oxymoron wrote:Why not just build a damn hamam instead ?
The neighbors would talk...

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#199 Post by weemadando »

Cracked the screen on my Galaxy Note. Not sure how, hadn't dropped it in a while, maybe am earlier, unnoticed crack in a corner got torqued *just so* or something.

Anyhow - diagonal, top right to bottom left, whole of the glass. Thankfully its very thin and only really noticeable because I'm peeved about it, or when I look at an oblique angle.

Ah well. 220 bucks to have it fixed. Or 200ish for parts and shipping to fix it myself...

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#200 Post by Aaron »

Is that the tablet?

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