Testing Episode IV: A New Lament

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#326 Post by Crazedwraith »

Ah, now that you say it I may have been foolish
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#327 Post by RogueIce »

Oxymoron wrote:I'm actually unsure if he's talking about his personal life, or the series of posts above his.
It was this.
Crazedwraith wrote:Ah, now that you say it I may have been foolish
Eh, the sentiment works the same, really. I mean, it's not my personal life or anything, so perspective and all that. Still though, it would be nice if people could have their catfights over PMs and stuff instead of doing it in front of an audience.

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#328 Post by Ralin »

But then everyone wouldn't know how right I was.

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#329 Post by Big Orangutan »

RogueIce wrote:Still though, it would be nice if people could have their catfights over PMs and stuff instead of doing it in front of an audience.
*Sign* Don't give him any ideas on baiting others...
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#330 Post by Ralin »

I never 'bait' anyone.

That would be wrong.

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#331 Post by The Spartan »

Am I the only one who's sick of the fucking lipozene commercials?

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#332 Post by Dude »

I take it thats a drug?

In the most fucked up thing to happen on the farm yet, we went to feed the livestock Saturday morning and i found the chickens had pecked a huge hole in one of the hens back. So deep I could see organs.

I put it down immediately but, jesus fucking christ.
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#333 Post by joviwan »

and this is why I can't be a farmer type person

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#334 Post by Oxymoron »

Chickens are actually hardcore prison thugs.
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#335 Post by Dude »

There pretty disgusting all around really but once they get the taste it's all over, I should have separated them at the first signs of pecking out feathers.
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#336 Post by Ralin »

I had a pet chicken as a kid. I had to give him away because of stupid residential zoning regulations. I miss him.

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#337 Post by The Spartan »

Dude wrote:I take it thats a drug?
It's a OTC weight loss pill. "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!" They repeat that phrase over and over and over.

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#338 Post by Darksi4190 »

The Spartan wrote: "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!"
Citation needed.

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#339 Post by Big Orangutan »

Yes, let's let in all the refugees into the developed countries unabated, then see how the public services, standard of living, and civil order holds up. :picard:
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#340 Post by The Spartan »

Darksi4190 wrote:
The Spartan wrote: "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!"
Citation needed.
So ask them for one.

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#341 Post by Agent Bert Macklin »

I have finally come to realize that the only reason I chose teaching as a career was because I was out of ideas. However, I enrolled in a computer science course this term and I instantly fell in love. On numerous occassions I've stayed up well past the rational to code. I enjoyed every minute of it and didn't lament the lack of sleep. I have changed my major for the last time. In a few years I'll have a degree in computer science.

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#342 Post by adr »

if you ever have questions or stuff be sure to ask us, we'll be glad to help
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#343 Post by Manus Dei »

The Spartan wrote:
Dude wrote:I take it thats a drug?
It's a OTC weight loss pill. "75% of the weight lost was pure body fat!" They repeat that phrase over and over and over.
so what was the other 25% of the weight loss

organs?

take this pill and you will lose loads of weight! also a kidney
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#344 Post by The Spartan »

I've no idea.

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#345 Post by Dude »

So my pig feed supplier appears to have disappeared, won't answer the phone, won't return text messages. I can get feed at the Co-Op but not at 30 cents a pound and not organic.

What the hell dude?
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#346 Post by thejester »

Dude wrote:So my pig feed supplier appears to have disappeared, won't answer the phone, won't return text messages. I can get feed at the Co-Op but not at 30 cents a pound and not organic.

What the hell dude?
Gone bust and owes people money.

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#347 Post by Oxymoron »

Well, if you really need to feed your pigs...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM
No.

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#348 Post by Dude »

Yeah, the Robert Picton school of hog raising.


thejester, good point.
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#349 Post by Oxymoron »

If you wonder what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, I recommend you stand on the seaside and just look at the waves crashing on the beach for a little while.

You may not get your answer, but at least you'll be relaxed a bit.
No.

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#350 Post by joviwan »

And thanks to the power of suggestion, I read Oxymoron's post in the voice of Brick Top, and was filled with quiet menace.

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